Wednesday, 5 March 2014

WHY I AM NOT MARRIED

 People often ask why Justin and I are not married. My answer is that it is impossible to compete with his many other loves.

Justin developed his first love when he was still at school

His second love came while he was at university.

"The Wife" and he have been together almost two years now

But thanks to Matt at Dad Down Under, Justin now has a Mistress.


His love for his Mistress is strong, however, he likes to share her around. Justin cannot wait to offer visitors a taste from his new Mistress. I guess, I can be happy he is not wandering the streets searching for satisfaction, he can now find it in our own kitchen. 
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10 comments:

  1. Trudie Bristow6 March 2014 at 00:54

    You're a riot mumma. But as you pretty much elude to there are worse things he could be doing, he looks like he has some healthy loves and of course your supportive love. X

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  2. Vanisha @ A Life Un-Styled6 March 2014 at 22:02

    Ha! The perfect response to a pretty personal question!

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  3. Maxabella8 March 2014 at 14:19

    You've gotta love a man with many missions! x

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  4. Julie8 March 2014 at 19:34

    I am pretty much open about everything, but sometimes I still get surprised by other people's questions.

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  5. Julie8 March 2014 at 19:36

    It could be worse I could have a partner who drinks or is a sports fan!!

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  6. Julie8 March 2014 at 19:36

    And a man who is happy to share his loves

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  7. Sonia@ LIfe Love and Hiccups9 March 2014 at 19:13

    At least he can never say he is bored ;) And sorry chick but that mistress is kind of flashy :) xx

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  8. Julie9 March 2014 at 21:59

    Not being a drinker of coffee, I think the Mistress is over-rated. However, I do get the appeal of the "Wife"

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  9. Krysta Paramithi14 March 2014 at 14:16

    Ha! We're not married either! You just gave me a good idea...

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  10. Julie15 March 2014 at 16:39

    For the most, this was a thank you to Matt for winning the coffee machine. But also a side answer

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