WHY I AM NOT MARRIED

 People often ask why Justin and I are not married. My answer is that it is impossible to compete with his many other loves.

Justin developed his first love when he was still at school

His second love came while he was at university.

"The Wife" and he have been together almost two years now

But thanks to Matt at Dad Down Under, Justin now has a Mistress.

His love for his Mistress is strong, however, he likes to share her around. Justin cannot wait to offer visitors a taste from his new Mistress. I guess, I can be happy he is not wandering the streets searching for satisfaction, he can now find it in our own kitchen.