We, Jarvis and I grew this! Her name is Sonia. After Sonia from Life Love and Hiccups.
How to grow a pineapple, rip the head off a pineapple, peel off a few stems/leaves/sharp thingies put in a pot planted filled with dirt. Forget to water, then over water. And Walla! A pineapple.
I guess I am just lucky, I plant the tops and eventually I grow another pineapple. But I do get stupidly excited that I grew it.